• 1.0 out of 5 stars

    Junk

    It would seem Apple is very embarrassed by the reviews of the Apple TV "Touch" remote.

    Every time I hit "PREVIEW" it responds with, "Some words in your review cannot be published. Please revise your review."

    I have tried 7 times to post my review with no luck. This remote design is sooo bad maybe AppleCupertino also needs a ‘kink room’. So they can beat the guy who designed this useless "touch" remote

    3 of 3 people found this useful

  • 1.0 out of 5 stars

    Horrible design

    I can’t believe Apple would release such a peace of j*nk

    4 of 4 people found this useful

  • 1.0 out of 5 stars

    Evil Does Exist!!!!

    The "touch" Apple remote is actually the spawn of evil!!!! I have never seen such a disfunctional piece of garbage in all of my life. I am more than certain that Steve Jobs is rolling over in his grave over this colossal embarrassment to his company!!!! I am sure that if Steve were with us now, a lot of people would be fired over the design and lack of functionality of this product. Using this remote makes me so angry that I swear like trucker every single time I use it!!!! For the love of God and humanity....PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE fix this thing before total anarchy breaks out!!!!!! I gave it one star only because I feel sorry for Steve that he could not be here to ensure that the public receives quality Apple products.

    6 of 6 people found this useful

  • 1.0 out of 5 stars

    Bill Gates must have designed this worthless piece of trash.

    Pathetic how such a piece of junk could make it to the sales floor. A bunch of suits that think they are innovative pushed it through I’m sure.

    4 of 4 people found this useful

  • 1.0 out of 5 stars

    Worst remote in the history of remotes

    Things I hate about the Apple remote:

    1) you can turn your tv off with it but you can’t turn on the tv. Therefore I always have two remotes.
    2) my tv faces my bed and the remote is sooo small and sensitive it falls into the crevices of either me my dogs or boyfriend. Because it’s so sensitive inevitably someone starts to rewind or fast forward. But we can’t find the tiny thing but it’s slide under someone. We always scramble to find it but it takes a good 10 minutes to search for.
    3) you breath on it and it hits a key

    APPLE PLEASE YOU DONT HAVE TO MAKE A SLICK REMOTE.

    5 of 5 people found this useful

  • 5.0 out of 5 stars

    Apple Remote

    I just purchased this remote and it works very well! Nice slim design, and performance is wonderful!!!

    2 of 9 people found this useful

  • 1.0 out of 5 stars

    New Remote is an Embarrassment

    I am a long time Apple TV user, I have one for each TV in our house and have since the first gen, but I finally hit my breaking point with the new Apple TV remote this morning. The track pad is ridiculously sensitive and is constantly pausing shows, changing channels, or failing to pull up the content desired when using Siri. This is a perfect example of form over function. While I remain an ardent user of Macs and iPhones, I'll get my TV elsewhere and would highly encourage anyone reading this that hasn't already bought one to stay away - particularly when you consider the premium you pay for this vs the competition. Pathetic.

    8 of 9 people found this useful

  • 1.0 out of 5 stars

    Not Impressed

    Doesn't pair with any Retina computer. Wish that had been in the description. Oops.

    4 of 5 people found this useful

  • 1.0 out of 5 stars

    Horrible

    Any remote that will start/stop the program, pause it, fast forward or rewind it or send you back to the main menu just by picking it up is a horrible, horrible remote control. I understand what they were thinking, "hey, we are apple, everything we make has touch input, let's give this tiny remote touch input!" The problem is the remote is too small, too slick and it is impossible from a glance a few feet away to determined which emd offers touch input and which end is not.

    Hurry up and design a replacement apple, you owe it to your consumers to replace this POS immediately.

    11 of 11 people found this useful

  • 1.0 out of 5 stars

    Wish I did not have to give it one star.

    I agree with the criticism of the slick design that makes this technology a rip-off. You see this too often: The design is clever by half, but no one (apparently) tested it out on real people. The surface of the track pad needs to be slowed down. A bumpy surface or a slightly abrasive surface would have made it useful. Instead, it is junk. To use it is to hate it.

    8 of 8 people found this useful

  • 1.0 out of 5 stars

    I've been through 4 of these... any warrant I am not aware of?

    Cool design? Yes. Funcitonal? Yes. But after having to purchase 4+ of these units because of aone failure or another... My patience with Apple is wearing thin in so many ways. Feeling taken advantage of. And with other quirks from Apple TV (over $8,000 of movies over years.) I am starting to transition to Amazon and other similar providers. The new Apple TV versions are so bad... I returned them. All I want is a functional remote... is this possible? Why is this so difficult?

    9 of 9 people found this useful

  • 1.0 out of 5 stars

    "Remote" is a good description

    Come one, Apple. This is what you have after 100 years or so of bashing Microsoft? Cavemen had sticks that were more user-friendly than this 'beautiful, award winning design' or whatever?

    I can find a stick. I can't find the 2,000 or so of these things I purchased that must be in the couch somewhere? Seriously, I NEVER lose any other remotes: Blue Ray, DTV, Trump controlers (I only have Orange), Universal, Robot secretary, ... This thing is smaller than a cell from an itty-bitty piece of bacteria.

    Let's have two categories for you Apple artysy fartsy folks:

    1. you can win some Junior Varsity design award than might look good on a resume but serves no other purpose, and
    2. is something users can enjoy and, at the very least, not fight with.

    12 of 12 people found this useful

  • 5.0 out of 5 stars

    Best remote in terms of ergonomics and design

    First class, start of the art design, overclassing the mobile applications. No need to look at the remote to perform action (especially useful for presentation and media player interaction). Works on all Mac with buil-in infrared receiver. For the current Macs, a USB receiver is needed such as SmartGus.

    5 of 9 people found this useful

  • 1.0 out of 5 stars

    Hate it

    I don't know why a remote has to be so small. We can never find it!!!

    14 of 15 people found this useful

  • 5.0 out of 5 stars

    Works great

    I've been using this remote for years with my Apple TV and have never had a single problem of any sort. Some complain about it being small, but it doesn't need to be larger. If it gets lost in a couch, that's what end tables are for. Again, no issues of any kind. It is simple and it works.

    3 of 8 people found this useful

  • 4.0 out of 5 stars

    It works, and it doesn't shatter.

    Especially compared to the Siri-enabled glass replacement, this remote does what it's supposed to. It's slippery and easy to lose, I've had the center button die after a year or two, but $20 to replace is closer to what I'd expect for a remote. It's intuitive and there is no learning curve on this model. That's a big deal for an Apple accessory.

    If you happen to have a spare bluetooth keyboard lying around, it beats any of these options by a mile. That's what I use foremost now, instead of this.

    1 of 3 people found this useful

  • 1.0 out of 5 stars

    Why????

    Why does a remote control have to be so small when used in a home? You cannot just grab it off the table, it is such a low profile your fingers slip off of it when trying to pick it up. It also finds any crack in the sofa and slides right in never to be found until you get on your knees and lift up the sofa. All of my other remote controls are three times thicker, three inches longer and a half inch wider. I can find all of them anytime. Please come out with a snap in holder for this remote, so all the challenges mentioned above can be solved.
    Thanks for listening:)

    10 of 10 people found this useful

  • 1.0 out of 5 stars

    proof that the devil is alive

    This tiny sliver of h*ll has torn apart my living room and my family. I'm not sure why it needs to be so small unless I am actually a giant and nobody has told me for my entire life. So maybe I should thank Apple for dropping some truth on me.

    16 of 17 people found this useful

  • 1.0 out of 5 stars

    So bad

    S bad. Barely functions. Hard to search, nearly impossible to fast-forward or rewind. Is now broken after only 3 months. Please fix this horrible product, Apple!! I recommend waiting until they improve the remote to purchase an AppleTV.

    6 of 7 people found this useful

  • 1.0 out of 5 stars

    Absolute junk

    I got this remote less than a week ago and it didn't work right out of the package. The buttons are not even moving when I press them. I checked out support and just went in circles. I don't and can't talk to anyone on the phone for my own reasons. I just wanted to send it in for a repair or replacement and they made that impossible for me. I'm an hour away from the nearest Apple store so that's just not an option. The remote is junk, I can't use it, and now I'm stuck with it and if I want to use my Apple TV I will have to buy a new one. I don't have the resources to buy one every time it doesn't work. The app they have is unreliable so can't go that way either. I'm going to miss my Apple TV.

    6 of 8 people found this useful